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Write to us Write to us Write to us Send a message Send a message Cancel top_50_copout_label 1 I woke up and somehow thought today was Sunday votes_count_label: 295 2 It’s always hard for me to write first and i was waiting for your letter votes_count_label: 229 3 Injured myself during sex and I can barely move votes_count_label: 206 4 I was there the entire time, you just didn’t notice me votes_count_label: 183 5 I’ve locked my keys in car. The locksmith's on the way, but he said it might be hours before he arrives votes_count_label: 182 6 I was depressed cause i’ve seen dollar’s exchange rate votes_count_label: 170 7 We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since votes_count_label: 169 8 I’ve thought everyone was watching new Sherlock episode, so we have 2 more days votes_count_label: 168 9 Someone changed my e-mail password and i can’t read TRD or find your mail and phone number votes_count_label: 159 10 I’ve locked my keys in car. The locksmith's on the way, but he said it might be hours before he arrives votes_count_label: 154 11 I’ve met love of my life. But after one week i’ve realised that i was wrong. I’ll finish project in a week votes_count_label: 143 12 There are cops around, i’ll call you later votes_count_label: 142 13 My trousers split on a way to work votes_count_label: 137 14 My cat needed some love and i couldn't leave him votes_count_label: 132 15 Design was finished one week ago, but it was too good for this world, so i’ve decided to do another one, i’ll send it tomorrow votes_count_label: 122 16 I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small fish that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the fire was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat votes_count_label: 103 17 My child/mom/dad is too sick to get out of bed, so I've got to stay home and care for him/her votes_count_label: 101 18 VPn was not working votes_count_label: 97 19 Just “woman days” (check if you’re woman before) votes_count_label: 93 20 A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe you didn't hear about it! votes_count_label: 88 21 I moved to another house yesterday. had no time to inform you votes_count_label: 87 22 The dog ate my notebook. Really! It`s no funny! votes_count_label: 81 23 My spiritual animal is a bear, so it’s hard for me to be awaken this cold winter days votes_count_label: 71 24 My neighbor called - the water pipes "broke" and basement is flooding. Got to get home ASAP, sorry! votes_count_label: 69 25 My hair dye went horribly wrong. I don’t want to show up like a hippie votes_count_label: 59 26 A close family member was in a car accident. I don't know if its serious or not, but just couldn't concentrate at work unless go check on them votes_count_label: 54 27 My car was repossessed last night, and I don't have money for a taxi! votes_count_label: 49 28 A tree in my neighborhood fell into the street, blocking the road. The Department of Transportation will respond as soon as they can, but who knows when that will be? votes_count_label: 39 29 I am trying to be less popular. Someone has got to do it! votes_count_label: 38 30 sorry for missing the call my calendar has timezone issues votes_count_label: 35 31 Leonardo DiCaprio called me to netflix and chill last night votes_count_label: 34 32 I was out all day, recruited for alien invasion training. please find certificate at my bench. votes_count_label: 29 33 It's not a bug, it's a feature. votes_count_label: 27 34 i did not have it in my agenda! votes_count_label: 17 35 It's not a bug, it's a feature. votes_count_label: 6 Beat the rap About the project top_50_copout_label add the rap About the project Sites without raps creating the rap... Monitoring of alien abductions reports Checking the lunar calendar and location of the planets Measuring the average mi-mi-mi level