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[http://www.gofugyourself.com/] Home Awards & Galas WTF Royals Glossary More: TV RECAPS MOVIE RECAPS Runway Shows MAGAZINE COVERS Fug Madness FAQ Fug Madness Wall of Fame THE ROYAL WE Hot Right Now... Wills and Kate’s Royal Tour of India ... Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One One Fugging Winner, One Fugging Moment: ... The Royal We Paperback Giveaway Is Here! Meet the Fuggers About Heather Favorite Sport : Skeet shooting; glass-hurling; marriage Likes : Revenge; satin; Capri and Acapulco; men who wear flannel; champagne and caviar; mink; turbans; mink turbans; oil; torturing those of a lower social station; yelling; hissing; blackmail. Dislikes : Cotton; people who don’t have penises; being falsely accused of murder; Moldavians; blackmail. Favorite Food : Olives; caviar; sex Sworn Enemies : Mark Jennings (attempted blackmail and seduction, deceased); Sean Rowan (ex-husband, attempted murder, deceased); Joseph (the butler, attempted murder, deceased); Cassie “Caress” Morell (attempted financial/life ruin, not deceased… yet ); Sable Colby (attempted financial/life ruin, also momentarily not deceased); Krystle Carrington (married Blake, failed to die of brain ailment); Blake Carrington, when not making attempts to reunite with him. Memorable Quotes : “No one takes me to the cleaners AND to bed in the same night” and “I HATE YOU BLAAAAKKKKEEE.” About Jessica Favorite Sport : stomping off in a huff; disobeying ones parents; hair-flipping; losing ones virginity at the prom; making out. Likes : fake accents (French, Brooklyn); bangs; rebellious surfers with Porsches; vests; ill-advised elopements; the dramatic arts; bodysuits. Dislikes : Controlling parents; when your best friend and your boyfriend hook up while you’re stuck in France with a virgin and they try to pretend that it’s because they’re soulmates or something when it’s actually just that they’re cheaters; sanctimonious twin brothers; getting robbed at gunpoint; driving. Favorite Foods : Mega-Burgers; the sweet taste of being misunderstood. Sworn Enemies : Kelly Taylor (former best friend and boyfriend-stealer, eventually chose self); Jim Walsh (father, freaked out about boyfriend, generally controlling and uptight, moved to Hong Kong); Cindy Walsh (ibid); That Woman Who Rear-Ended Me And Faked An Injury To Get The Insurance Money (rear-ended, faked injury, eventually revealed as fraud); Guy Who Robbed The Peach Pit And Stuck A Gun In My Face (robbed Peach Pit, stuck a gun in my face, currently incarcerated); Brandon Walsh (twin brother, know-it-all pain in the ass who tried to marry Enemy Number One Kelly Taylor, moved to Washington DC). Memorable Quotes : “I hate you both! Never talk to me again!” Recent Stories Your Afternoon Cha... Fugs and Fines: Ka... Wills and Kate’s... Fugs and Fabs: Coa... Featured Fuggers Wills and Kate Emma Stone Emma Watson Beyonce Diane Kruger Lea Michele More Fuggers Well Played Emily VanCamp at the Capt ... Lupita Nyong’o and ... Well Played: Diane Kruger ... Well Played: Rose Leslie i ... More Fug or Fab Unfug It Up Most Commented Fug or Fine: Naomi Watts ... Fug or Fab: Jennifer ... Fug or Fab: Jessica ... Fug or Fab: Charlize ... More Unfug or Fab: Cassie SAG Awards Unfug It Up: ... Unfug or Fab: Jennifer ... Golden Globes Unfug It Up: ... More The GFY Giveaway The Royal We Pap Your Afternoon C Wills and Kate� MORE FUGGIN' FEATURES Awards & Galas WTF Candids Fug or Fab Unfug it Up Fug the Cover Well Played NYFUG.COM Fug Madness This Day In Fug Freaky Fug Friday Fugs and Pieces Fug the Fromage Dialogues Man Fugs Look Into Pants Accessories to the Crime You the Jury Crotchtacular Who Fugged it More About / Advertise / Archives / Contact / FAQ / Press / SPINMEDIA Go Fug Yourself is a member of Spin Entertainment, a division of SpinMedia About SpinMedia | Advertise | Contact | Privacy Policy | | Copyright SpinMedia I Spin / VIBE / Celebuzz / The Superficial / The Frisky / Death and Taxes / Stereogum / Idolator / What Would Tyler Durden Do? / Buzznet / AbsolutePunk / Socialite Life / Pink Is The New Blog / Go Fug Yourself / Celebslam