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[http://www.theslap.com/users/pickles] Javascript is required to use TheSlap. Please enable Javascript and reload this page. Home Profiles Clips Pix Tunes Games Search Tori, Andre, Trina & friends 02-Feb-13 04:01PM Tori's Newest Update: I'm fighting a GIANT BLOB! And I'm LOSING! Mood = ablutophobic 02-Feb-13 03:11PM Cat's Newest Update: Guess what I'm wearing??? They're pajamas! They're jeans! They're leggings! It's a hoodie! It's a poncho! It's a Pajelehoocho!!!! Mood = stylin' 02-Feb-13 02:21PM Sikowitz's Newest Update: This week I challenge you to say YES to everything!!! May you all have adventures worthy of a hit sitcom's series finale! Mood = victorious 02-Feb-13 01:47PM Trina's Newest Update: I'm starring in a hot new show called ¡Divertisimo! It's spanish for "high quality television with a beautiful lead actress." Mood = amazing 02-Feb-13 12:20PM Sinjin's Newest Update: Just got back from my man-date with Beck!!! We had a great time. I hope we can do it again soon! Mood = psyched 02-Feb-13 11:39AM Andre's Newest Update: Hanging with that smelly-footed weirdo, Posey, and sippin' on nasty tomato juice. And I can't say NO! Curse you Sikowitz!!! Mood = annoyed Before paper and scissors were invented, ancient Mayans used to play: Rock-Leaf-Punch in the Gut. Most spaghetti sauces made in Italy include the sweat of at least one grandmother. Depending on the grandmother, the sauce is either very sweet or very salty. The world's largest nose hair belongs to a man from Argentina. It measure 4 feet long and tickles his knees when he walks. In colonial times, skinny jeans were worn as a form of punishment. When given the choice, most people chose to have an unnecessary route canal instead. The other reindeer won't let Rudolph join in their weekly game of blackjack. Not because they don't like him, but because he cheats. Travel Tip: In Sweden, most restaurants will give you a free meal if you agree to floss your waiter's teeth for him afterwards. According to meteorologists, clouds taste like a mixture of vanilla beans, salt, and oyster sauce. Keeping several extra-large marshmallows under your pillow is 97% effective at preventing nightmares. Weird... but true! Burf's full name is actually Burftholomew. But he goes by Burf cuz it's easier to spell. The very first baseballs were made out of raw potatoes. If you were sitting in the stands and caught a home run, you were allowed to take it home and eat it. President John Quincy Adams created the game of basketball. Though at the time, he called it "Gentleman's Ball Tossing Activity." In the state of Massachusetts, you can be fined $1000 for putting up Christmas lights before November 1st. They hate prematurely jolly folk. Originally, candy corn was made from pulled teeth obtained from a dentist office. It was then dipped in sugar and food coloring. Cockroaches are usually really depressed because people always scream when they see them. They spend a small fortune on roach therapy each year. Studies show that 98% of dogs don't floss after every meal… even though they tell their doggie dentists that they do. Urinals were originally created to be giant soup dispensers. Then one day someone accidentally used it for something else and its purpose was forever changed. Relatively few cats remain in Denmark since the government made purring and scratching illegal. Before paper, people used to write books on cows. They were really hard to read in bed. In Montana, brides used to have to carry a 600lb. chunk of gold to the top of the altar in order for their groom to accept them as his wife. You CAN make cheese from rat's milk. It's considered a delicacy in parts of southern France. Before 1978, chickens weren't allowed to use elevators. They had to take the stairs. Much like a chameleon, a polar bear can change its fur to blend in to its environment. If placed in a rainforest, it would suddenly turn green. Speed texting will be added to the winter games in 2014. Cat is already in training. In Macedonia, they used to use hugs as money. A pizza typically cost three hugs. But adding pepperoni and sausage would cost you an additional hug. Recycled paper is made from baby teeth collected by the tooth fairy. This makes the tooth fairy a very rich woman. In Latin America, it's considered wrong to dress a turtle in a turtleneck. However, it IS completely normal to put a peacock in a peacoat. When a head lice is banished from the lice community, he's forced to live alone on a bald guy. Peter Schnupp, AKA, the "Loneliest Man in the World," holds the records for smallest surprise birthday party attendance, least used telephone, and cleanest guest room. There are actually NO deadly creatures in Australia. That's just a myth spread by koalas because they hate tourists. There are more germs in your mouth than in a dog's ear. So, to keep your dog healthy, please refrain from licking its ears. Submarines were originally invented to search the ocean for mermaids. But all they've been able to find is 2 mermen. It's been a disappointment. John Adams's birthday is on the 4th of July. But since the other founding fathers didn't like him, they made that day a holiday so they'd have an excuse not to go to his birthday party. Besides St. Patrick's Day, the only other time you may be able to see a leprechaun is on June 21st. That's the day they hold they're annual convention in Boca Raton, FL. Tori's song "Make it Shine" was recently chosen as the official state song of Delaware. If a horse and a sea lion had a baby, they would create a new species: Miniature Unicorns. Unfortunately, horses don't hang around marinas, so this will probably never happen. Did you know that placing a slice of Swiss cheese on your forehead can often help cure hiccups? If given the choice, many flesh-eating fish actually choose to eat salad. But sometimes flesh is all they can get. In Nebraska, cows are allowed to vote. Politicians spend millions each year trying to win over the bovine community. The side effects of drinking rotten Sri Lankan coconuts are: strange visions, itchy toes, and a strong desire to bite furniture. We recommend NOT drinking it. In some parts of the Netherlands, dentists make necklaces out of the teeth they've pulled. Each night they brush and floss their necklaces before bed. Stepping on a crack WILL NOT break your mother's back. But it will give her adult acne. Be careful where you walk. By practicing daily for 36 years, Albert Einstein was able, with great concentration, to move small objects across the room with his mind. People who are afraid of warm bread have what they call "Tepidus-panem-phobia." Offering them a toasted bagel will make them explode. Literally. In 1987, twenty-two house plants were convicted of felonies in Chicago alone. In ancient times, if someone sneezed, you were legally allowed to slap them. Strangely enough, the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" was first told in 400 B.C. before the invention of either roads or chickens. The official language of China is Norwegian, but the Chinese people choose not to speak it. The oldest woman in the world can still bench press 200 pounds. However, she has a hard time peeing without help. In New Zealand, back zits are considered good luck and students will often sleep on bacon grease the night before exams. Studies show that putting sea salt between your toes at night increases your memory and eyesight. We don't remember where we saw this fact. The world's largest toilet is in Spokane, Washington and can sit 37 people at the same time! The world's first chewing gum was beef flavored. Although normally very friendly, a penguin WILL attack if you make fun of the way it walks. So we suggest not doing that. In Finland, Christmas caroling without a license is a crime on par with arson and burglary. However, Christmas yodeling without a license is permitted AND encouraged. A mall Santa in Stanker, Wyoming holds the record for most sits upon his knee in a single day. He now has arthritis. 99% of turkeys polled say Thanksgiving is their least favorite holiday. The other 1% chose Valentine's Day, but that's cuz they can't get girlfriends. According to leading style experts, the big fashion trend of 2012 will be unibrows. You better start growing yours out now! A standard size pumpkin, when properly connected with ordinary electrical cables, can power a widescreen television for 56 hours. The color purple didn't exist until 1923, when it was accidentally invented by Ukrainian scientists. The city of Portland allows you to keep up to 5 llamas in your apartment at any given time, provided you pay a $500 dollar a year "Llama Tax." There is only ONE dinosaur still alive today. His name is Fred. He lives in Hoboken, NJ and his favorite food is gnocchi. Before moving on to politics, John Adams was a professional magician known as Clyde the Magnificent. In certain parts of Italy, it is illegal for dogs to walk in public without wearing underwear. When peanut butter was first invented, it was used as a lubricant for special machines in Mexico. In Russia, they celebrate their Independence Day by safely dropping Pug Monkeys (with parachutes) from helicopters. Until 1856, the English alphabet only had 25 letters. The letter K was added in January of that year by Kris Kristofferson. The brassiere (aka "bra") was invented by Benjamin Franklin, originally as a device for women to carry extra peanuts. In 1965 it became legal for chickens to wed in the state of North Dakota. Ducks are still prohibited from marrying in all 50 states. Studies show that people who are left-handed are more likely to be abducted by aliens. Whale eggs are larger than most beach balls. In some parts of England, it's considered rude to give a woman soup. If a horse smells watermelon, he will giggle uncontrollably. In the Portuguese language, the word for "foot" also means "bloody monkeys." Human ear wax is considered a delicacy in Wisconsin. The furthest star from planet Earth, visible to the human eye, is named "Ronnie." If a mouse eats cheese upside down, the mouse will explode. Until the late 1930's, Halloween was referred to as "The Ween Festival." In the early 1700's, dark-haired women often used pork fat as hair conditioner. Because of the cold climate in New Zealand, most vegetables are grown in public restrooms. Abraham Lincoln, every night before bed, would eat a large mug of tuna fish and strawberries. In France, school children eat onions like American school children eat apples. Traditionally, Italian princesses bathe in blueberry juice. The average human mouth contains millions of micro-bacteria called "tongue-walkers." The basketball term "dribbling" comes from the Latin word "Dreeblae" which means "ball bouncing." Before shampoo was invented, Europeans washed their hair with sheep fat. According to scientific evidence, the human brain, if eaten, tastes very much like tunafish. When ketchup was first invented, it got its red color from chicken blood. In Wisconsin it is illegal for women to wear swimsuits with high heeled shoes. The world's largest pizza was over 2,000 miles wide. It was eaten by fourth graders from New Jersey. The game "Soccer" was invented in Canada and was originally called "Ball Kicking." The ancient Egyptians invented pyramids, toothpaste, and spandex. The name "Jennifer" comes from the Latin word "jenefia" which means "unfortunate female." There are no cows on the island of Kernivia so, instead, people drink dog milk. Every year in America, over 46,000 people are arrested for eating illegal meat. In some foreign countries, ear wax is considered a delicacy, often eaten on crackers. In Australia it's illegal to wear a skirt when visiting a farm. 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