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[/Main_page] Funnypedia HUMOR ABOUT Read / Search PDA | RSS Encyclopedia of jokes Main page Jokes - A-Z Index - Categories - Random Quotes - A-Z Index - Categories - Random Stories - A-Z Index - Categories Verses - A-Z Index - Categories - Random Humor - A-Z Index - Categories - Add - Feedback - Site Map - Funnypedia - Search Languages • Русский • Українська Quotes Quotes : 83 A-Z Index Quotes by category Share Next page TOP CATEGORIES Quotes - Sex - Love - Marriage - Life - Women and Men - Men - School - Vulgar - Women - Death - Girls - Insurance - Money - Wife - Actors - Americans - Arguments - Banker - Beer - Black - Children - Doctor - Driving - Education - Elections - Evil - Fishing - God - Growing up - Health Quote wordplay All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind. Categories : Wordplay Quote about women, men A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument Categories : Women and Men Quote about school S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life Categories : School Quote about school C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping Categories : School Quote about school and sleeping If sleep is really good for the brain , then why is it not permitted in school? Categories : School • Sleeping Quote about men Men are like public toilets. They are either engaged or full of shit. Categories : Men Quote about sex Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. Categories : Sex Quote about children Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Categories : Children Quote about wisdom Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Categories : Wisdom Quote about growing up We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Categories : Growing up Quote about war War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Categories : War Quote about men vulgar Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Categories : Men • Vulgar Quote about hurt The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Categories : Hurt Next page Tweet Copyright © 2011 - 2014 www.funnypedia.net