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Insults

  • 411

  • A Blonde & Her Thermos

  • A Blonde & Her Waitress

  • A Blonde's Brain

  • A Clean Idiot

  • A Good Point

  • A Hole in the Head

  • A Lawyer's Ideal Weight

  • A New Set of Golf Clubs

  • A Piece of Ass

  • A Wild Walk Home

  • A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals

  • Adding Blonde

  • Al Lubel: Off-Beat Good-Looking

  • Alexandra McHale: Petite Roommate

  • Allison Castillo: Dating a 22-Year-Old

  • Alonzo Bodden: Scariest Thing in the World

  • An Insult

  • An Ugly Position

  • Andrew Norelli: Breast Donation

  • Anthony Szpak: James Van Der Beek

  • Antique Shop

  • Arceneux & Mitchell: On Michael Jackson

  • Ardal O'Hanlon: American Emphasis

  • Arkansas Dentists

  • Arkansas Fertility

  • Arkansas State Residency Application

  • Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault

  • Bad Lawyer

  • Bald Bubble

  • Barbie & Paris

  • Basement Full of Blondes

  • Becky Pedigo: Country and Western Bar

  • Becky Pedigo: SUV

  • Big Ben Surprise

  • Bill Clinton's DNA

  • Bill Larkin: A Song for My Twin Brother

  • Bill O'Reilly vs. the Hindenburg

  • Bill Santiago: Bush's Edge in Miami

  • Bill Santiago: George W. Bush's Intelligence

  • Billiam Coronel: Overweight at the Beach

  • Billiam Coronel: SPF

  • Birds of Paradise

  • Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake

  • Blonde & License Plates

  • Blonde & Missed Bus

  • Blonde & Pizza

  • Blonde Ale

  • Blonde Brain

  • Blonde Coffee Drinker

  • Blonde Cruise

  • Blonde Driver

  • Blonde Hears Voices

  • Blonde Helps with Laundry

  • Blonde in a Library

  • Blonde in the Mirror

  • Blonde in Wheat

  • Blonde Invention

  • Blonde Love-Handles

  • Blonde Luck

  • Blonde Makeup

  • Blonde Meets Cheerios

  • Blonde Needs Braces

  • Blonde on Blonde

  • Blonde Puzzle

  • Blonde Restroom Attendant

  • Blonde Skydiver

  • Blonde Sunday

  • Blonde Tap Dancer

  • Blonde Tiptoe

  • Blonde Tries Horseback Riding

  • Blonde vs. Crime Rate

  • Blonde vs. Ratings System

  • Blonde's Arrow

  • Blonde's Best 10 Years

  • Blonde's Challenge

  • Blonde's Coat Hanger

  • Blonde's Connection Down

  • Blonde's Favorite Group

  • Blonde's Helicopter Lesson

  • Blonde's License

  • Blonde's Pregnancy Tests

  • Blonde's Salary

  • Blonde's Tricycle

  • Blonde's Wine

  • Blondes & Basketball

  • Blondes & Computers

  • Blondes & Fun

  • Blondes & Pianos

  • Blondes & Pickles

  • Blondes Blow It

  • Bob Marley: Friendly Waiters

  • Bob Marley: Tourette Nacho Syndrome

  • Bob Marley: Waiter Service

  • Bob Oschack: Goldfish Sex

  • Bob Oschack: Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity

  • Bonus Time

  • Bow-Legged Cowgirls

  • Brainless Lawyers

  • Brian Kiley: My Brother's Name

  • Brian Kiley: Related to These People

  • Bringing in Religion

  • Brunette vs. Garbage

  • Bryan Gutmann: Don't Get That Guy

  • Bryan Tucker: Freak Show

  • Bucket of What?

  • Buried Lawyers

  • Busy Redneck

  • California

  • Californians & Granola Bars

  • Carol Leifer: Long Island

  • Carol Leifer: Nude Beach

  • Catfish and Lawyers

  • Cereal Killer

  • Charlie Viracola: Facial Piercings

  • Check-Up

  • Chris Regan: Cruise Clientele

  • Clinton, Bush & Washington

  • Confusing Blonde

  • Cory Kahaney: In the Morning

  • Count Chock Full of Nuts

  • Cow's Tail vs. Tie

  • Craig Anton: Eric Estrada Sighting

  • Cross the Road... Radical Woman

  • Cross the Road... Redneck

  • Crossin' the River

  • Cruel Joke

  • Dan Boulger: Bush and Hitler

  • Dan Naturman: Calculator Watch

  • Dan Rosen: American Sports

  • Dan Sally: Deaf Child Sign

  • Dave Waite: Homemade Sex Tape

  • David Crowe: Industry Nerds

  • Dean Edwards: To Be Michael Jackson

  • Definition of Diplomacy

  • Dennis Fowler: Rosie O'Donnell News

  • Divorce & Circumcision

  • Donations to the Preacher

  • Drowning Lawyer

  • Drunk Man vs. Snobby Woman

  • Dumb Brunettes

  • Dwayne Perkins: Returning to Africa

  • Eddie Brill: Senator Kennedy

  • Elephant & Prostitute

  • Eliot Chang: Gay Friend

  • Eliot Chang: That Stupid Friend

  • Elizabeth Beckwith: Terrible Movie

  • Engineering in Hell

  • Engineers & Light Bulbs

  • Eric Kirchberger: Evolution Problem

  • Eric Kirchberger: Misconceptions

  • Face Loan

  • Fahim Anwar: Biggie Fans

  • Farting Into the Great Beyond

  • Fashion Sense

  • Fat Chat

  • Feel Like a Woman

  • Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull

  • First Impressions are Everything

  • Flighty Blonde

  • Foot-Long Carrot

  • Ford Cars vs. Golf Balls

  • Forget Me Not

  • Four Blondes in a Pickup

  • Frank Santorelli: Growing Up Italian

  • Friends of Musicians

  • Gary Owen: Man, It's Hot

  • Gene Pompa: Ex-Girlfriend's Dad

  • Gene Pompa: Source of Income

  • Gene Pompa: Wrong Number

  • Geoff Bolt: Hecklers

  • Geoff Keith: Water Fountain Situation

  • George Miller: Dumb Hitchhiker

  • Get What?

  • Gilson Lubin: In Love With Paris Hilton

  • Grand Theft Auto

  • Green Lipstick

  • Hard Word for a Blonde

  • Harvard Graduate

  • Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette

  • Heaven vs. Hell

  • Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation

  • Helen Keller Driving

  • Helen Keller's Scream

  • Higher Learning

  • Hillbilly Chicks and Bears

  • Hostage Escape Tactics

  • House of Sand and Dust

  • Howard Kremer: Midgets Love Pizza

  • Human Race

  • I Don't Get It

  • I.Q.

  • If brains were dynamite...

  • Inconvenient Flowers

  • Insults

  • J. Anthony Brown: Barry White Diet

  • Jackass

  • Jackie Guerra: Don't Look Mexican

  • Jacob Sirof: Geeks vs. Nerds

  • James Davis: Old People on Facebook

  • James Johann: Held Back a Year

  • James Patterson: Astrology

  • Jeff Stilson: Weird Olympic Events

  • Jeremy Hotz: My Neighbor, the Keebler Elf

  • Jeremy Hotz: On Canada

  • Jim David: The Thing About Family

  • Jimmie Roulette: Don't Like Making Friends

  • Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early

  • Jimmy Carr: Love Too Much

  • Jimmy Carr: Sense of Taste

  • Jimmy Carr: Teasing

  • Jimmy Carr: Why Men Use Viagra

  • John Fox: Changing the Light Bulb

  • John Mendoza: Good to Be Stupid

  • John Mendoza: Kids Suck

  • John Mendoza: Poetry Reading

  • John Mendoza: Ugly People Don't Know They're Ugly

  • John Mendoza: Using Dumbbells

  • John Wessling: Dad's Fault

  • Johnny Big Head

  • Johnny Dark: Boy George

  • Jonathan Solomon: Basic Dad

  • Jonathan Solomon: On George H. W. Bush

  • Jordan Rubin: Black Guys Have the Coolest Lines

  • Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky

  • Jordan Rubin: One Part Fat

  • Jordan Rubin: Psychic Search

  • Karen Addison: Welfare Casino

  • Keira Knightley Doesn't Exist

  • Kelly Monteith: Irrational Name Calling

  • Kentucky's Virgin

  • Kevin Brennan: Housebound Obesity

  • Knock, Knock... Arthur

  • KT Tatara: Making Fun of Asian People

  • Kyle Cease: Happy With Sunny D?

  • Kyle Cease: Hating People on Halloween

  • Larry Amoros: Sister on the Huge Side

  • Larry the Cable Guy: Meeting Hillary Clinton

  • Laughing Washing Machine

  • Law School Graduation Gift

  • Lawyer and Sperm

  • Lawyer Experiments

  • Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

  • Lawyer Stamps

  • Lawyer-Client Relations

  • Lawyers and Walls

  • Lawyers and Water Fowl

  • Lawyers Love Sushi

  • Lawyers vs. Buffalo

  • Lawyers vs. Vampires

  • Lawyers' Word Processor

  • Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls

  • Lenny Clarke: Free Membership

  • Lenny Clarke: Ugly Couple on the Beach

  • Liverpool Football

  • Louis Ramey: Fidel Castro

  • Louis Ramey: Mutants in Mobile

  • Lucky Baby Hermaphrodite

  • Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames

  • Lunch is back

  • M.A.R.I.N.E.

  • Mad Cow Concern

  • Mad Cow Immunity

  • Major Crackage

  • Male Animal

  • Male Chauvinist Pig

  • Male Voltage

  • Man vs. Pig

  • Marble

  • Mark Cohen: The Traveling Wilburys

  • Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World

  • Mark Pitta: Sean Penn's Face

  • Married Tennessee Football Player

  • Marsha Warfield: What Is a Bitch?

  • Megan Mooney: My Father's Rude Friend

  • Men & Lava Lamps

  • Men and Blenders

  • Michael Jr.: Belly Shirts

  • Michigan State Fans

  • Microsoftie

  • Mike Dugan: Philosophy Jokes in Alabama

  • Milk Doesn't Do a Blonde Good

  • Mime in a Forest Riddle

  • Mirror

  • Monkey Brains

  • Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds

  • No Knock Knocks for Blondes

  • No Returns

  • Obese Michigan Mammas

  • One-Eyed Blonde

  • Oprah and Airport Security

  • Otis Lee Crenshaw: Hoboken

  • Pat Dixon: Catholic Church

  • Paul Gilmartin: Michael Jackson's Kid

  • Paul Gilmartin: Question Authority

  • Paul Gilmartin: SUV With a Flag

  • Pete Dominick: Gym Safety

  • Picture Perfect

  • Pig in a Bar

  • Plastered Lawyers

  • Poopy Insult

  • Poor House

  • Poppa is a Brand New Bag

  • Preferential Treatment

  • Proctologists & Bartenders

  • Puzzled Blonde

  • Rainy Day Cop

  • Randy Credico: Reagan Library

  • Ray Lipowski: All Subliminal

  • Rebecca Corry: One Day of Travel

  • Redneck Recycling

  • Reid Harrison: Worst Magazine in the World

  • Rene Hicks: Family Reunions

  • Reno Collier: Scott Baio Sighting

  • Republicans in Heaven

  • Revenge of the Blondes

  • Rob Weinstein: Wrong Number

  • Robert Schimmel: Feminine Hygiene Ads

  • Rocks and Women

  • Roger Rittenhouse: Flea Markets

  • Roger Rittenhouse: Trying to Like Baseball

  • Rollin' Down

  • Roseanne and Battleships

  • Rudy Rush: Not Fresh

  • Russian Beauties

  • Ryan Belleville: Using the Internet

  • Rylee Newton: A Little Flesh in Los Angeles

  • Sabrina Matthews: Schooling Alanis Morissette

  • Safe Sex Lawyers

  • Sam Tripoli: Having a Furry Back

  • Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator

  • Say It To My Face

  • School in the Summertime

  • Sean Conroy: Nicknames from Shopkeeps

  • Sean Morey: Bad Waiters

  • Sean Morey: Love Stupid Questions

  • Sean Morey: Saying Stupid Things

  • Seriously, this has got to stop

  • Sexist Pig Joke

  • Sexual Congress

  • Sexually Active Blonde

  • Sexy Donuts

  • Sharks and Lawyers

  • Shaving Lumberjacks

  • Shirts Off

  • Shoes

  • Short Blonde Jokes

  • Shorty

  • Shut Up

  • Signs It's a Bad Day

  • Simple Men and Light Bulbs

  • Six and Five

  • Skunked

  • Skunks and Lawyers

  • Sleeping Blonde

  • Slip Into Something More Comfortable

  • Smallness

  • So Blonde... "Soul Train"

  • So Blonde... 60 Minutes

  • So Blonde... Airport Left

  • So Blonde... Blood Test

  • So Blonde... Taco Bell

  • So Blonde... Thesaurus

  • So many to choose from

  • Southern Hospitality in Flight

  • Space Shuttle Redneck

  • Speeding to the Chicago Bear

  • St. Patrick Taunts

  • Staring Insult

  • Stephanie Hodge: Aging Women

  • Steve Marmel: Mormons

  • Steve Marmel: On Hillary Clinton

  • Steve Marmel: Pauly Shore vs. Bill Clinton

  • Steve McGrew: Favorite Store

  • Steve McGrew: Just Because It's in Style

  • Steve McGrew: Look at Divorce

  • Steve McGrew: Tube Top

  • Steve Shaffer: Certain Large People in Certain Clothing

  • Stuffing

  • Stumbling and Mumbling

  • Stupid People Euphemisms

  • Such Talent

  • Surf's Up!

  • Susan Norfleet: Stopped Wearing Makeup

  • Suzanne Whang: Difference Between a Grocery Bag and Michael Jackson

  • Swimmimg...it's not a sport...

  • Take a Seat

  • Talking Blondes

  • Tardy Blonde

  • Tell Me Everything

  • Ten O'Clock All Over the World

  • Texas A&M Nativity Loss

  • Thai Rivera: Paying Customer

  • The Blonde ABC's

  • The Blonde Flu

  • The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare

  • The Blonde's Roadside Emergency

  • The Blonde's Special Order

  • The Comeback Supremo

  • The Eyes Have It

  • The Four Ghosts of the White House

  • The Hole Truth

  • The Lawyer Too Big to Bury

  • The Man With One Brain

  • The Mathematics of Love

  • The Polish Navy

  • The roof is on fire

  • The Secret of Women

  • The State of Lawyers

  • The Stick

  • Things Never Said by Southerners

  • This Joke Hurts

  • Threat or Promise

  • Three Redneck Lies

  • Todd Lynn: Shoe Shopping

  • Toilet Paper Enlargement Kit

  • Tom Ryan: Britney Spears in Person

  • Tommy Sledge: Sweating

  • Tony Roberts: White Lady, Yellow Teeth

  • Tony V.: Ugly in Atlantic City

  • Toothpaste Inventor

  • Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly

  • Top Blonde Speed

  • Topless Fat Woman

  • Tracy Smith: Mama's Boy

  • Tub o' Goo

  • Twinkie Insult

  • Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma

  • Two Chance Blonde

  • Undercover Cops

  • Urinalotta Trouble

  • Vic Henley: Hillbillies With Cash

  • Vince Morris: Dad Was a Bigot

  • Vince Morris: How Was Work, Mr. Morris?

  • Waisted

  • Wake up, Stand up

  • Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan

  • Washing Machine

  • Ways to Say "He's Dumb"

  • We Cause Blindness

  • Wendy Liebman: Prince Charles

  • West Virginia's Yearly Confusion

  • What Not to Say in the Workplace

  • What's the difference between a blonde...

  • What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

  • Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...

  • Whiskey and Michael Jackson

  • Why Cats Are Like Men

  • Why Coffee Is Better Than Women

  • Why did the city build a graveyard...

  • Why Do Men Float?

  • Why Man Before Woman

  • Why PMS?

  • Why Women Don't Need Driver's Licenses

  • Will Durst: Democrats Form a Firing Squad

  • Will Durst: Most Electable of the Democrats

  • Will Durst: PC Stuff

  • Woman Without an A**hole

  • Woman's Watch

  • Women and Cars

  • Women in Heaven

  • Women Pass Less Gas

  • Workin' Man at the Restaurant

  • Xtreme Makeovers

  • XXX Blondes

  • Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!

  • Yo Daddy Is So Bald

  • Yo Mama

  • Yo Mama''s so fat... Jerry Springer

  • Yo Mama's Couch

  • Yo Mama's Groteque Obesity

  • Yo Mama's Like a Chipmunk

  • Yo Mama's Like a Toilet

  • Yo Mama's Scalp Condition

  • Yo mama's so dumb... battery

  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt

  • Yo mama's so fat... chins

  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy

  • Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried

  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Pigs

  • Yo mama's so fat... school

  • Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus

  • Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas

  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip

  • Yo mama's so fat... two buses

  • Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies

  • Yo mama's So Old

  • Yo mama's So Old,..Driver's Test

  • Yo Mama's So Old... Hour

  • Yo mama's So Old...Social Security

  • Yo mama's so poor... shoe

  • Yo mama's So Poor...Ice Tray

  • Yo mama's so skinny... baseball

  • Yo Mama's so Stank...Breath

  • Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'

  • Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...Antiques

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...Blizzard

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...Drinks

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...On the Corner

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...Peep Hole

  • Yo mama's So Stupid...Wall

  • Yo mama's So Stupid..Car

  • Yo Mama's So Ugly

  • Yo mama's so ugly... I can @#$%

  • Yo mama's so ugly... kid

  • Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma

  • Yo mama's So Ugly...Halloween

  • Yo mama's... Roller Coaster

  • Yo mama's...Bad Cooking

  • Yo mama's...Kidnappers

  • Yo Mama... B#$%*

  • Yo Mama... Christmas Corner

  • Yo Mama...Polite

  • Yo Mama...Sorry

  • Yo Mama...Web 2.0

  • Yo Slatternly Mama

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Bag of Chips

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Beached Whale

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Blimp

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Campfire

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Donkey

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Door Knob

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Elephant

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Fast Food

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Gas Station

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Hardware Store

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Heavyweight Boxer

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... McDonald's

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Phone Book

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Pool Table

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Postage Stamp

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Race Car

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Saint

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Shotgun

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Television

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Vacuum Cleaner

  • Yo' Mama Is Like... Virus

  • Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Cornrows

  • Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Rollers

  • Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Rub

  • Yo' Mama Is So Bald... Thinking

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Bleach Bath

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Hold Up

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Plants

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Right Guard

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Speedstick

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Torture

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Fired

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Milkshakes

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Motorcycle

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Pregnancy Test

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Psychic Friends

  • Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Road Sign

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... . Stair Master

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... 7-Eleven

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Airport Bust

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Army

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bacon

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bacon Fat

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Baptized

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bazooka

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Beeper

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Belly Button

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Belt

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bends Over

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bent Over

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Birth Certificate

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Blood Type

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Blue Whale

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Boarding Ticket

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Both Sides

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Break It Up

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bronzer

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bucket of Chicken

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bungee

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... BVDs

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... C-Section

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cat's Tail

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chat Room

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chef Boyardee

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chilly

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chins

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chocolate Milk

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Coast Guard

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Compliment

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cook Book

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Cook Out

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dealer

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Diaphragm

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dollar

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Donut Shop

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Drive

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Drive-In

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Driver's License

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Duct Tape

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Eclipse

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Estimate

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Falling Over

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Family Tree

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Farts

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Feet Picture

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fighter Pilots

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fire Department

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fitness Referral

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Flesh-Eating Disease

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Forklift

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Full Sweaters

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fur Coat

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Game Over

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Getting Acquainted

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Good Side

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Goodyear

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Google Maps

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Got Lost

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grand Canyon

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Gravy

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grease the Door

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Harpooned

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Heaven

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... High-Five

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hokey Pokey

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hopscotch

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hot Dogs

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... In Line

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ironing

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Jimmy Hoffa

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Kneecaps

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Laps

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lawnmower

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Leather

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Legs

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lift

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Light

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lipstick

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Low Rider

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Manicure

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Map

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mattress

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Maximum Occupancy

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Measurements

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Milk Dud

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Missing Navel

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Movies

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... NASA

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... National Weather Agency

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Nickname

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Night and Day

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Noah's Ark

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Nose Hair

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Orbit

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Parachute

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Phone Book

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Pictures

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Playing Pool

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Poles

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Polka Dots

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Polo Shirt

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Population

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Portrait

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Portrait Sitting

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Pumps

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Radio

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Redwoods

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Refrigerator

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Restaurants

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richard Simmons

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ride the Waves

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Roll

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Roll Over

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Rotation

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sea World

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Shadow

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Shadow Protection

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Shocks

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Shoeshine

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Silver Shovel

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sizes

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Skate Park

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sleep Shifts

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Smoked Turkey

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Space

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Spandex

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Special Episode

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Speed Bumps

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Splits

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Starving Sumo

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stock Market

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stomach

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stretch Marks

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tanning

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tattoo

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Company

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Pole

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Thong

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Throwing Shadows

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tickle Me Elmo

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tidal Wave

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Train Conductor

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Transport Trucks

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Turns Around

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Twins

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Volkswagen

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Voting

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Voting District

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Water Bed

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Wet Patch

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Whale Sighting

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Whales

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... World Hunger

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... X-Files

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Yearbook

  • Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Yellow Raincoat

  • Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Pirate's Dream

  • Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Tattoo

  • Yo' Mama Is So Ghetto... Cornbread

  • Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Barber

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