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Humor Columnist Jeff Kramer
Post-Standard Humor Columnist on Life in Syracuse and CNY

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One man's final day in Syracuse

By Jeff Kramer

March 28, 2011, 6:00AM
What would you do in Syracuse on the last day of the world — besides get out of Syracuse? Full story »
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Was the fuss about Upstate medical exam scandal misdirected?

By Jeff Kramer

March 21, 2011, 6:30AM
Kramer's got a copy of the exam. Read Jeff's humor column. Full story »
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Happy spring: Get ready to celebrate Done Day

By Jeff Kramer

March 20, 2011, 10:01AM
Reward yourself for making it through winter by celebrating CNY's first 65-degree day. Full story »
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Day in the life of a downtown Syracuse ambassador

By Jeff Kramer

March 14, 2011, 6:00AM
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Abandoned gas stations are a thing of beauty

By Jeff Kramer

March 07, 2011, 6:30AM
We're losing our precious eyesores to the wrecking ball. Full story »
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Local dogs who need homes could be valuable, untapped workforce

By Jeff Kramer

February 28, 2011, 6:00AM
Thanks to Helping Hounds, a local rescue, Central New York sees a steady influx of adoptable dogs primarily from kill shelters in the South. These pooches tend to be exactly like our local dogs except they have a special fondness for NASCAR and homemade corn whiskey. I mention Helping Hounds because we recently adopted a puppy from there, a... Full story »
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Hands-off parenting beats tiger mothering

By Jeff Kramer

February 21, 2011, 6:00AM
Among Jeff Kramer's suggestions include making offers kids can refuse. Full story »
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Hydrofracking 'experts' may be overlooking the greatest gas source of all

By Jeff Kramer

February 14, 2011, 6:00AM
Just say the word “hydrofracking” and people’s jaws tighten. Why the fuss? I’ve used similar technology on a personal level for decades. Chemical-laden fluids regularly penetrate the deepest recesses of my body, resulting in massive releases of natural gas in a highly confined space. Yet each morning when I wake — typically alone on the sofa — the sun still... Full story »
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Syracuse Symphony Orchestra has to give CNY what it really wants. How about Taco Bell's Canon?

By Jeff Kramer

February 07, 2011, 9:00AM
Whenever I engage my intellectually arrogant pseudo friends in major urban centers, the Syracuse Symphony Orchestra remains my best comeback to their putdowns that I live in the cultural equivalent of a KOA campground. “Syracuse has its own symphony,” I gently remind them. A period of brief silence usually follows — like a computer struggling to download an oversized... Full story »
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Jack LaLanne didn't realize that time spent working out is time lost forever

By Jeff Kramer

January 31, 2011, 6:00AM
History will record that Jack LaLanne lived to 96. But did he really? Full story »
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Jordan-Elbridge school district needs more creative exit plans

By Jeff Kramer

January 24, 2011, 5:40AM
Kramer threatens to show up at a meeting in a clown suit. Full story »
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Monocle is more than a fashion statement

By Jeff Kramer

January 17, 2011, 8:34AM
Without it the wings menu at Quaker Steak & Lube would have been a blur. Full story »
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Millard Fillmore flash mob commemorating birthday is a snow-smashing success

By Jeff Kramer

January 10, 2011, 6:00AM
At least 50 people gathered in his hometown of Moravia for a flash mob birthday boogie. Full story »
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Millard Fillmore flash mob Friday in Moravia!

By Jeff Kramer

January 03, 2011, 5:54AM
Boogie to the Beatles to celebrate our 13th president's 211th birthday.  Full story »
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It's time to unite the eastern suburbs, and prepare for the worst

By Jeff Kramer

December 27, 2010, 6:00AM
   Gary Walts / The Post-StandardDeWitt Wegmans Things are bad here in the eastern suburbs. We’ve got a mayor foraging through curbside recycling bins and accused of stealing sausage. We’ve got vagrants, or at least one vagrant, sleeping in his car at Wegmans. We’ve got endless lines at Chipotle. Soon enough the criminal element will be stripping the ornamental... Full story »
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