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  • Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game

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  • Grandma's Condition

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  • The Greatest Cow

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  • Gum

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  • Happy Baby

  • Hard Drive

  • Bill Gates's Hard Drive

  • Bra & Hat

  • The Eyes Have It

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  • Dumped by His Girlfriend

  • A Hole in the Head

  • Geriatric Halloween

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  • Homeward Blonde

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  • Hubby Homing Device

  • Human DNA and Goats

  • Food for the Hungry

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  • The Bear Hunter

  • The Husband's Best Friend

  • Husband Detector

  • Ice Cream

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  • Hormonal Imbalance

  • Beyond Impotent

  • First Impressions are Everything

  • Blondes at a Drive-In

  • Incest Farm

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  • Definition of Indefinitely

  • Dr. Dave's Hairy Indiscretion

  • Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle

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  • Iranians

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  • This Joke is Bananas!

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  • A Hooker & a Bungee Jump

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  • Karen Addison: Cheap Date

  • Helen Keller Driving

  • The Key to Heaven

  • The Dynamite Kid

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  • King Arthur's Dilemma

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  • Knock Knock... Blow

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  • Bar Ladder

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  • Crossing the Lake

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  • Extra-Large Condoms

  • Blonde Laugh

  • Laundromat Blues

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  • A Few Good Lawyers

  • Higher Learning

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  • Leg Chat

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  • Lesbian Dinosaur

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  • Lesbians' Flooring

  • Lesson Learned

  • A Lesson in Government

  • Blonde's Helicopter Lesson

  • Lester Barrie: Friends' Bad Advice

  • Blonde in a Library

  • Lesbian License

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  • Lightbulb...Californians

  • Dad Eats Lightbulbs

  • Irishmen & Their Lightbulbs

  • Garden of Eden Limerick

  • Laugh Lines

  • Green Lipstick

  • Little Johnny and the ABC's

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  • Little Johnny and God

  • There was a little boy and a little girl ...

  • Crazy Little Critters

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  • Losin' It

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  • Fence of Love

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  • Geek Booty Call... Math

  • The Mathematics of Love

  • Hold the Mayo

  • Fatty McVirgin

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  • Flash Me

  • Medieval Booty Call... Bastard

  • Blonde Meets Cheerios

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  • Men Are Here Because...

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  • Mmmmmmmmmm...

  • Moby Dick

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  • A Lesson In Morals

  • The Mortician's Big Discovery

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  • Little Johnny... The Mouse

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  • My Dad's Better

  • Fish 'n' D**ks

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  • In the Navy

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  • News for Adam and Eve

  • Last Night of Lovin'

  • Boogie Nights

  • Nine Is Enough

  • The "No Love" Boat

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  • Allen Edge: Nothing But Dial

  • Art Gallery Nudes

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  • Obese Michigan Mammas

  • Octopus Love

  • Karen Addison: At the Doctor's Office

  • The Offspring

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  • Horny Old Ladies

  • Oldest Couple Ever

  • One day Adam and Eve notice God...

  • The Man With One Brain

  • Little Johnny is Number One

  • One-Eyed Blonde

  • Donkey-Onion Hybrid

  • That IS The Only Difference

  • Oooh and "Ahhhh"

  • Ooopsies

  • The Eternal Optimist

  • Orange Oddity

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  • Orgasm-isms

  • Morning After the Orgy

  • Girls' Night Out

  • Change of Pace

  • Maxi Pad to the Fart

  • Blonde in Pain

  • The Painter's Eyesight

  • Pantyhose

  • Barbie & Paris

  • Parallel Parking for Blondes

  • Parsley

  • Country Party

  • National Pastime

  • The First Lady's patriotic duties

  • Bird of Peace, Bird of Love

  • Little Johnny... Peanut

  • Dina Pearlman: Meeting Men

  • Banana Peel

  • Jason Kuller: Penal Enlargement

  • Penguins Drive Cars

  • Penis Enlargement

  • Penis Names

  • Chatting Penises

  • Perfect Fit

  • Perfect Penis

  • The Perfect Husband

  • Husbands' Performance

  • A Limerick About a Man From Peru

  • Perverted Parrot

  • Duck at the Pharmacy

  • At the Pharmacy

  • Phone Job

  • Blond with a cell phone

  • Iron Phone

  • Blondes & Pianos

  • The Pickle Factory

  • Pickle in the Pants

  • The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman

  • Pickled Bread

  • Pickles & Deer

  • Blondes & Pickles

  • Pickpockets and Gynecologists

  • Four Blondes in a Pickup

  • Bad Pickup Line

  • Picture perfect

  • Pig Farmer

  • Definition of a Chauvinist Pig

  • Pig!

  • The Pig Lover

  • Male Chauvinist Pig

  • Miss Piggy's Addition

  • Here, Piggy, Piggy

  • This Little Piggy

  • Pillsbury Doughboy

  • Louis, The French Fighter Pilot

  • Fire & Pimpin'

  • Pinocchio

  • Pirate Booty Call... Blonde

  • Pit Bull with Herpes

  • Blonde & Pizza

  • Blonde & License Plates

  • Little Johnny... Playing Cards

  • Playing Doctor

  • The Cost of Pleasure

  • Pokemon for Adults

  • Political Bookmarks

  • Poor Couple

  • Pop Goes The Blonde

  • Blonde Paints a Porch

  • Porcupine Love

  • Murder Mystery Porn

  • Jason Kuller: Favorite Position

  • A Daring New Position

  • Positions

  • Oppressive Potato

  • Potato, Potat-ho

  • Loose Potatoes

  • Five-Pound Fly

  • 80 Pounder

  • 350 Pounder

  • Five Pounds of Fat

  • The Praying Parrot

  • Body Part Preference

  • Intelligent Preference

  • Blonde's Car Preferences

  • Blonde Pregnancy

  • Pregnant Nun

  • The President's Dog

  • Madame President

  • College Pride

  • Princess and Frog

  • Prison Mail

  • Pigskin Pro

  • James Johann: Like a Math Problem

  • The Businessman's Medical Problem

  • A Problemic Polemic

  • Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom

  • A Math Professor's Mistake

  • Professor of Logic

  • Prostitute's Children

  • Computer + Prostitute

  • The Farmer and the Prostitute

  • Elephant & Prostitute

  • Dating a Prostitute

  • Leper and Prostitute

  • Childless Psychics

  • Psychology Class

  • Psychology Co-Ed

  • The Best Pub for Free Drinks

  • Multi-purpose

  • Blonde Puzzle

  • Puzzled Blonde

  • The Queen

  • Pregnant Dairy Queen

  • Quickie

  • Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me

  • F-A-R-M

  • Rabbit Breakout

  • Grandma's Racy New Panties

  • Blonde Radio

  • The Raffle

  • Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann

  • Dirty Raggedy Ann

  • The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper

  • Real Blonde?

  • A Husband's Realization

  • I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.

  • The New Recruit

  • Condom Recycling

  • Little Red's Granny

  • Inseminating Redneck Girls

  • Redneck Dog

  • How to Circumcise a Redneck

  • Redneck on the Radio

  • Redneck Honeymoon

  • Redneck Divorce

  • Redneck Girl

  • Redneck Birth Control... Daughter

  • Busy Redneck

  • Butt Reduction

  • Reindeers' Night Out

  • Rejected

  • Rejection Education

  • Related Deaths

  • Lawyer-Client Relations

  • Relay Race

  • Bringing in Religion

  • Building Big Religious Families

  • Mole Removal

  • Rent

  • Blonde Restroom Attendant

  • Retiring Mailman

  • Return the Dog

  • Revenge of the Blondes

  • Reverend

  • The Rich Lady and her Butler

  • The Rich Hooker

  • The Rich Man's Daughter

  • Hard Dome Riddle

  • A Chewy Riddle

  • Hard and Hairy Riddle

  • Age-Old Riddle

  • Little Red Riding Hood

  • Riding in Cars With Boys

  • Red Ring

  • Early Morning Rings

  • River Deep

  • Crossing a River

  • Blonde Road Crossing

  • Cross the Road... Blind Blonde

  • Pervert Crossing the Road

  • The Blonde's Roadside Emergency

  • Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...

  • Robot Booty Call... Machinery

  • Rocky Mountain Oysters

  • Rodeo...

  • Blonde Rolls Back the Odometer

  • The roof is on fire

  • Room 88

  • Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

  • Randy Rooster

  • Rooster and a Blonde Riddle

  • Rooster Prozac

  • Jumping Rope

  • Rope a Dope

  • Blondes on a Rope

  • Rosebud

  • Roses on a Piano

  • Rotten Reggie

  • The Royal Honeymoon

  • Goodyear Rubber

  • Eye Rubbers

  • Rubbing Riddle

  • Rubik's Cube

  • Rules of Bedroom Golf

  • The Rules (by Her)

  • College Dorm Rules

  • Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump

  • Runny Noodle

  • The Russian Pretzel

  • 69er's Get Sacked

  • Safety Curls

  • SAG Meeting

  • Retired Sailor

  • Blonde's Salary

  • The Bill Clinton Sale

  • Encyclopedias for Sale

  • Little Johnny... Salesman

  • The Lucky Salesman

  • Salesman: A New One, Really

  • The Same Advice

  • San Francisco Girls

  • San Fran Blondes

  • Sandpaper Sally

  • Sanitary Blonde

  • Santa's lap

  • Santa's Erection

  • Satisfaction

  • Satisfied Redhead

  • Another Saturday Night

  • Life Saver

  • Ark-N-Saw

  • Confucious Say... Park A-OK

  • Confucious Say... Peanut Butter

  • Confucious Say...Baseball

  • Confucius Say...Sausage

  • The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare

  • Pregnancy Scare in the Air

  • Modern Science

  • Scooby Doo

  • The Midget Scopes the Blonde

  • The Salesman's Scoreboard

  • Scot Got Naught

  • Question for a Scotsman

  • Scott LaRose: Adult Film Plots

  • Scottish Couple

  • Scream II

  • Scream & Groan

  • Doing the Screw

  • Politicians & Screwdrivers

  • Blondes at Sea

  • Sealy Posturepedic

  • Pirate Booty Call... Seamen

  • Seamen

  • Searching for the Perfect Man

  • Seasick

  • Futurama

  • Seducing the Grocer

  • Seduction Made Easy

  • Self-Identifiers

  • How to Sell Lawnmowers

  • Mayo and Semen

  • Blondes Sending Faxes

  • Sensitive Men

  • A New Set of Golf Clubs

  • Set Me On Fire

  • The Seven Dents

  • The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome

  • The Seven Dwarfs

  • Seven Dwarves On A Bus

  • Severe Face Lift

  • Sex and Bridge

  • Sex with Leprosy

  • Mechanical Sex

  • Safe Sex

  • Sex and Air

  • Sex Math 101

  • Redneck Sex Ed

  • Sex Schedule

  • Banking & Sex

  • Safe Blonde Sex

  • Rabbit Sex

  • Blonde Phone Sex

  • Sex Ed

  • Sex Contract

  • Andre Covington: Practice Good Sex

  • Sex Math

  • Safe Married Sex

  • Sex and The Country

  • Sex in Advertising

  • Sex Sandals

  • Sex and Dieting

  • Sex Before Marriage

  • Sex Education

  • Air & Sex

  • Blonde with Money

  • Safe Sex for Rednecks

  • Sex Before Communion

  • Sexist Pig Joke

  • Sex-Obsessed Blonde

  • Sexual Hair-assment

  • Sexual Confessional

  • Sexual Congress

  • Sexual Olympics

  • My First Sexual Experience

  • Sexual Harrassment

  • Sexually Active Blonde

  • Sexually Exhausted Jock

  • Sexy Math

  • Sexy Donuts

  • The Sexy Negligee

  • Libraries Are Sexy

  • SF Pregnancy Rate

  • Shaky Hands

  • Feel the Hot Burn of Shame

  • Share and Share Alike

  • Sharing An Order

  • Shave and a Hair Cut

  • Shaving Lumberjacks

  • Shay Shay: Like a Job

  • Shay Shay: No More Sex

  • Obviously, She Never Flossed

  • She's a Screamer

  • She Said, He Heard

  • Computers: She or He?

  • She-Devil

  • Sheep Organ

  • Sheep Boy

  • Ba Ba Black Sheep

  • Blonde Counting Sheep

  • Shekshy Legsh

  • Shipwreck'd

  • Shipwrecked

  • Classic Booty Call... A Becoming Shirt

  • Shirts Off

  • Blonde's Shoes

  • Parachute Crap Shoot

  • The Shooting

  • Fired From the Poultry Shop

  • Shoplifting

  • Short Blonde Jokes

  • Blonde Rides Shotgun

  • Shoulders Above

  • Showered With Criticism

  • Showers Instead of Baths

  • Shree Hill

  • Shriveled Lovin''

  • Getting Any on the Side?

  • Love at First Sight

  • Seeking the Sightless

  • Sign on the Brothel

  • Simple Men and Light Bulbs

  • Men are Simple

  • Sin and Shame

  • Sinful Conception

  • Single Guy Holiday

  • Singled Out

  • Singles

  • Sister-in-Law

  • Men Sitting Down

  • Sitting at a Bar...

  • Six Shots of Jagermeister

  • Irresistible Six Inches

  • Mad Mother-of-Six

  • The Skeleton

  • Fishermen Skills

  • Skip To My Fool

  • Skunked

  • Sky Diving

  • Blonde Skydiver

  • Luke Skywalker's Entry

  • Sleep Now

  • A Night's Sleep

  • Sleeping Blonde

  • Sliding Doors

  • Slippery Doorknob

  • Slippery Slope

  • S&M for Married Couples

  • Smallest Hotel

  • Smart Blonde

  • Smartass Record Shop

  • The Bride's Smile

  • Childless Smokey the Bear

  • Smurfette

  • Laffin' Smurfs

  • Snack Food

  • Snail Charity

  • Little Johnny... Snakes and Bushes

  • Snakeskin Punny

  • Sneezy

  • Moms and Their Snooping

  • Snowblonde

  • Frosty the Snowman

  • Men and Snowstorms

  • So Blonde... 60 Minutes

  • So Blonde... Airport Left

  • Soccer Blonde

  • Blonde on Socialism

  • Socks

  • Soda Pop

  • Sexual Sofa

  • The First Soft Drink

  • Something to Sneeze At

  • Say Something Intelligent

  • Father & Son

  • The Son-in-Law

  • Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker

  • Sheep Soup

  • Southern Belle in Paris

  • Men and Parking Space

  • Inner Space

  • Spaghetti

  • Sex Relatively Speaking

  • Knock knock... Britney Spears

  • A Blonde's Special Picture

  • Special Blonde Shower Caps

  • The Blonde's Special Order

  • Speed Limit of Sex

  • High-Speed Chase

  • Spegg or Ermm?

  • Sperm Count

  • Sperm Donors Gross Income

  • Sperm 1 and 2

  • Spitfire

  • Splendor in the Grass

  • Peter Johansson: Spontaneous Sex

  • Spot Between

  • Golf Balls and G-Spots

  • Spread Frog Legs

  • Square Balls

  • Squeaky Clean

  • Squirrel Kickin'' Back

  • Sleeping Squirrel

  • The Squirrels

  • St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter

  • Staggering Husband

  • Stale Mate

  • Silk Stalkings

  • Stanley the Sperm

  • Dishwasher Starter

  • Blonde's Starting Salary

  • Blonde State of Mind

  • Smoking at Gas Station

  • Sexual Statistics

  • Steady Hands

  • Steak and Sex

  • Stick of Dynamite

  • Grandpa's Stiff Neck

  • Erik Stolhanske: Having a Baby

  • Stompin' on Heaven's Door

  • Stoopit Pickup Lines

  • Seriously, this has got to stop

  • Bus Stop Confusion

  • Stoplight

  • Blonde at the Appliance Store

  • Perv in the Lingerie Store

  • Little Johnny's Stork

  • Blondes in a Lightning Storm

  • Sob Story

  • Paper Street

  • Stress Defined

  • Strip Club Regular

  • Male Strip Club

  • Stroke of Genius

  • Streakers and Strokers

  • Stuck on an Iceberg

  • The Penis Study

  • Stuffing

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