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Restaurant
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup."
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All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.
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Uniqueness
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
